"This Cardigan Screams ‘I Have a Vinyl Collection’ (You Don’t)"​​ This ​​vintage-inspired knit cardigan​​ is for guys who ​​want to look like they’ve read a book (they haven’t)​​. The ​​notch lapel​​ whispers "I’m cultured", the ​​oversized fit​​ screams "I don’t care", and the ​​wrinkle-free polyester​​ laughs at your iron. ​​5 Reasons This Beats Your Dad’s Sweater​​ ✓ ​​90s Grunge Cred​​ – ​​Looks like it survived a concert (it didn’t)​​ ✓ ​​Loose-Fit Freedom​​ – ​​Hides pizza belly (no judgment)​​ ✓ ​​Polyester Power​​ – ​​Won’t shrink like your attention span​​ ✓ ​​Unisex Stealability​​ – ​​Girlfriend will "borrow" it (forever)​​ ✓ ​​Button-Up Versatility​​ – ​​Wear open = "I’m chill", buttoned = "I’m serious"​​ ​​Style Hacks for the Lazy​​ ​​Layering Like You Mean It​​ – ​​Throw over a band tee = instant cool​​ ​​Monochrome Move​​ – ​​Black + black = "I’m mysterious"​​ ​​Fake Intellectual​​ – ​​Pair with glasses (even if you don’t need them)​​ ​​Warning: May cause strangers to ask about your "band" (You don’t have one.)​